I am an extremist, have no idea what "The Middle" means. I wear way too much perfume sometimes. I am very articulate, but it's easy when you make up your own words. I love life, worship my mean ass kids, and despise judgmental morons. I have an intimate relationship with the Lord, but hate people that publicly speak of him (ok that's a bit harsh)I meant to say, I can't stand people to preach to me. I'm not ideal friend material because I get easily distracted, but I give my undivided attention to whom ever ask for it (this is a lie, depends on what I am daydreaming about at the time)......I am a "Dysfunctional Contradiction"